Monday, 29 June 2009

I. AM. NOT. IM. PRESSED.



BET Awards. What a SADCASE!

It was sweet as they did a tribute for Michael Jackson [RIP] but in all honesty it was CRAP!

I wasn't entertained for over 3minutes at a time. [shakes head] It weren't good man.


BET PERSONALLY needs to go SLEEP! I don't really like the channel but I thought I'd give it a try with this whole tribute show. APPALLED! Twas NOT good mayne!

[sigh].


EVEN LIL WAYNE AND DRAKE PERFORMED AND COULDN'T SAVE THE SHOW. THAT SAYS ALOT!


But on the PLUS side, Yeezy was there with Amber Rose and they were the FLYYEST in the building no DOUBT! I love 'em. Whatever their doing or representing I DON'T CARE, they look GOOD as their doing it.


R.I.P Michael Jackson.


x Love Life x [before its too late]

Saturday, 27 June 2009

Ell Oh Ell - ah!



Nigerian Comedian Tunde Ednut does a D Banj immitation video clip to help promote his Comedy Night next month, he is hilarious...It's gaaan to be a GOOD night...make sure you attend.




PAR: 'GOOD night' [sigh]. If only I was gaaan sleep!

I might have to purchase Night Nurse 2mar and see what 'appens when I take a few [9].


x Love Life x

BINGE EATING!



Today I been feeling DISTRAUGHT, no I'm NOT exaggerating it's the TRUTH.

I've taken Mj's death BADLY, no lie...talking about it is IRRITATING and the fact that some people are being SO inconsiderate. =(

I'm FEELINNNNNNNNNN' the Mj tribute by The Game featuring the others...It's emotional.




I'm LOVING it right now.


My hayfever is acting up REAL BAD! Summink else happened n all [I ain't mentioning] that has just made me feel even more 'blaaah'. [sigh].

Hopefully today will have an opposite affect.


WHY AM I HEARING IT'S GAAAN TO BE 29 DEGRESS AND STUFFSSS NEXT WEEK???


But yeah, I can't stop eating...I ain't even HUNGRY dohhh, it's just binge eating.













YummmY! All in the space of 3hours. I CAN'T STOP EAT - ENGGG!!!

HeHe. =)


x Love Life x



Cutey



I SWEAR I canNOT get enough of this lil cutey...He is TOO much.





Awww, bless him. Talking ALOT for a 5year old though. =/


P.s...I SWEAR my saliva's got caffeine in it?!?


x Love Life x

Friday, 26 June 2009

='(



I can't believe it, I had hope and faith, I even PRAYED!

They say when God chooses there is nought you can do, but he was DEFO a LEGEND. Regardless...

[sigh]

R.I.P Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009

='(


He died at age 50 from a cardiac arrest, he was found in his Neverland Ranch unconscious and was taken to hospital but wasn't able to be revived. [sigh] It's WELL sad man.


Our prayers go out the the Jackson family...A true ICON has passed away.




Tomorrow ain't prowmised today boy, this has opened my eyes to a COUPLE things. I need to be drawn closer to God on a SERIOUS NOTE!


May his soul rest in PERFECT peace.


x Love Life x

Thursday, 25 June 2009

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!



DON'T PISS ME OFF

DON'T ANNOY ME

DON'T MAKE ME CRY

DON'T MAKE ME GET VIOLENT

DON'T DO NOUGHT!!!


MICHAEL JACKSON AIN'T FRIKKIN DEAD!!!

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HE IS IN A CRITICAL CONDITION, EVERYONE PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM!!! ='(

It's an addiction, DON'T JUDGE ME!




=)


x Love Life x

Not impressed!



I've got hayfever right. Today it was EXTREMELY BAD!!! I had to go book an emergency visit with the Gp and alla that for my tablets and eye drops. I look a HOT MESS [the hot is because of the weather, do NOT get it twisted].




I been out and about today, getting a few bits n bobs done RUNNING AROUND as this weekend Ima be MAD busy so yeah, I sorted out what I could during the day.

The weather was CHER - UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG today mate, I tell ya. But could I enjoy it properly? NO. I was in shades ALL DAY...Not because I'm cool or anything but to hide the poor world from my watery puffball eyes.

After the LONG day, my cousin treated [well what I thought was a treat] me out to dinner at some restaurant called CoCo Noodle Bar.




Now, either this HORRID Hayfever has got my tastebuds all messed up OR CoCo Noodle Bar is the CRAPPEST Chinese I've ever had.


I was NOT impressed.

Mew-zik



I told you it's my 5th love. I've heard a few covers to Beyonces Halo chewn BUT I chose TWO to share with you guys and I love 'em BOTH! One is by UK artist Raquelle G and I love it...I reckon her voice is AMAZING!




The other was by Ahmir. =O


Do I even have to SPEAK...They are just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BESTEDIST!!!




I love covers, I've done my fair share...hehe.

Wanna see?

No seriously, do ya?

DO YA???

Well your lucky, here's a bit of an old video, my cover for Kings Of Leon - Sex is on fire.




x Love Life x

Monday, 22 June 2009

...


My hair has GROWN! I dunno if I should cut it all back down to a Level1 again OR leave it to grow out now...Hmmm???

MY POLAROID CAMERA CAME!!!

YaaaaaaaaaY!!!




Ima just go MAD with this, the film is a BIT pricey so obviously not THAT mad but mad enough to enjoy limitless hours with my new cam...Haven't thought of a name for it YET but gimme 3days or so.


WAAAAAALLA BANG-RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


I love this song, you should too...it's GREAT! I've 'Said it all'


Take That are WELL BRILLIANT!


'All who wander are NOT lost'.

But I'm in search a summink, do you ever feel incomplete?

Like your missing a piece?

As though there is more to life than your experiencing?

Feeling down and demotivated?

Looking for MORE?

I DO...so bare with me as I ride in search of the promised land...




x Love Life x

Hayfever = Loss of appetite!



My hayfever is now at the point where my eyes look like I been gaaan back2back rounds with Kimbo for a couple hours. NOT NICE!

Yesterday the family went over to Kent to my Aunties house as my nans come from Nigeria to visit and she cooked us Sunday Dinners...YaaaY!

I LOVE my family and when we come together it's just a BAG of fun...Good times, GREAT stuffsss.


BUT THE HAYFEVER DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD THAT I COULDN'T EVEN SMELL BECAUSE OF MY BLOCKED NOSE!!!!!!!!!!


Well I did get summink, it wasn't the jelloff rice with dodo, chicken and coleslaw BUT...




Pepper Soup and Alco Pop...It cleared my nose and showed me that VK is arrrrrr igggght ya knooooow! I love my nana.


x Love Life x

RANDOM



Their not NEW but they are NEW...Dya get it?

It's a festival of funky yum in your mouth...

Try 'em...




x Love Life x

Itchin' and Scratchy



Adverts, I'm secretly addicted to adverts and judging whether they are great or not!

ONE particualr billboard advert has been TICKIG ME OFF! I can't STAND it, like SuperMalt. It's DISGUSTING!




The world could have done without it, it just makes me ITCH! ArgH.

P.s...the Strawberry flavour is ACTUALLY AMAZINGLY SEXUAL! YummmY.


Just change the advert.

x Love Life x

Thursday, 18 June 2009

=)



Everytime I see him, I can't help but smile...





You gotta love him.


x Love [Pea and] Life x

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

PERFECT COLLABO...



'My ego is my imaginary friend'

She couldn't have got anybody better...





'Coulda let the dream killers, kill my self esteem, or use the arrogance as a steam that power my dreams and my ego'


x Love [your ego and] Life x

Can't sleep...



I SWEAAAAAAAAAR I'm clairvoyant? No like SERIOUSLY, I proper AM!

If you don't think I am, who cares, your uncertain anyway, I KNOW I am.

I SENSED it last time and judging by the way things are strangely moving around in my room this morning...this is NOT sleep talking, this is NOT insanity, this is NOT De Ja Vu...This is Andrea Ushedo.


'I don't wanna be without you babe...I don't want a broken heart'...


[sigh]


Beyonce, I'm NOT a FAN FAN [I know, shock shock horror horror]. Well I'm NOT one of those haters or people who think she/Sasha Fierce is a DEMON! Personally I'm not bothered about her or her music enough to care. BUTTT...She is legendary YES and I like a few of her songs...From DC to now.

Beyonce - Broken Hearted Girl...I really like that song...I can personally relate to it aswell so I guess it helps me feel the track even more...YEAH...Moving on [before I break into an EMOTIONAL frenzy]...

Why are all her videos in black & white though? =/






...No WAIT...There were milli seconds of colour!

P.s ...She's beautiful...

Anyway...I'm feeling emotional/a lil lonely so Ima write some poetry this early morning...

'I don't wanna play the broken hearted girl' [hmph].

P.s x2 ...Too late.


x Love Life x

(8) ...Feels like insomnia...



Owww woooaaaah ooooh...



4:22am



Wide-eyed.



x Love Life x

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

'It's a stick up stick up'



My lil bro released his FIRST solo video...hehe.

It's BANGING...I love the tune [even though I don't feel funky], he came correct with this song.


Dot*star* - Stick Up






You guys already know I support the UK scene FULLSTOP...The video is on point, the tune is is a BANGER...The tune at the end is even MORE of a banger FU-NKY...I can't WAIT for that one to be released...'It's gonna be a MAAARD ting'...


But I STILL don't like funky...MMMUHAHAHA!


You know what comes next mayne...

Click and SUPPORRRRRRRRRT the NAAAME *** DOTSTAR ***



x Love Life x

...HaHa...






Shame to the twitter lovers...


=)


NEXY 'YPE!!!



Some girl called Kimberley Vlaminck yeah, she's 18 I dunno what country she is from but judging by the surname [NO PAR INTENDED] not English. This girl claims Rouslan Toumaniantz the tattooist [ also judging by the surname he is NOT English] spoke such bad English and French that he misunderstood her at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai, Belgium.


PAR NUMBER 1


She CLAIMS that she fell asleep while the tattooist did his thing to avoid pain she took tablets that made her drowzy and she woke up to find 56 stars on her face.


PAR NUMBER 2


She was clearly NOT pleased...LoooooooooL, I DEFO WOULD'T BE NEITHER MAN...FACK!!!



PAR NUMBER INFINITY


"It is horrible," Kimberley says...LoooooooL. "He has turned me into a freak. I can't go out on the street now without people looking at me."

Mr Toumaniantz [the tattoo guy] insists she "got what she wanted" - and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend broke up with her.

Miss Vlaminch wants compensation to get laser treatment to remove the tattoos, but even after the treatment - that will cost upwards of 10,000 Euros, she is likely to be left with scars FOREVER.


Her face is gonna be CLAPPED after the laser treatment so she might aswell just leave the tattoos IF you ask me matey. It doesn't look bad at all, it's just the fact that it isn't 'what she wanted' PLUS the fact that it's on her FACE.


The tattoo artist did a GOOD job and he should personally get an English assistant to avoid future disappointment.


hehe


x Love Life x

APPARENTLY I'm growing up!?!



I LOVE piercings and tattoos as I MUST have previously mentioned right? There is a supposed name for people who are addicted to piercings and tattoos BUT I cannot seem to remember what it is. Summinkmanic anyway. RIGHT, I don't consider myself to be one I just LOVE expressing myself and doing new things...ANYWAY, if you know what they're called, please lemme know as I would like to know out of interest!

Ok, the other day I woke up and as usual for the past 6 years of my life...Woke up with over 20 piercings on my body =/

Saying it NOW, it seems like a LOT! Looking at me you would NEVER think I had that many as some were hidden,[hehe] but I did.

Back to the story, I woke up with all my piercings and took out around a third of them...I had an audition and I wanted to look 'plain' and stuffsss so I removed 'em. 2days later I GOT THE PART [YaaaY me], and from then I guess I thought NOMORE piercings...DO NOT BE FOOLED. By that I mean, no more NEW piercings and I'm leaving out the ones I took out.


I still LOVE piercings, but for now, on other people...I've gone past the stage now of getting my own [sadly]...My face feels naked BUT for some reason I like it...



AM I GROWING UP???






x Love Life [and piercings ands tattoos] x

Monday, 15 June 2009

Hooo the memories...



It brought a cheesy smile to my face...Ima be happy for the rest of the week now, I LOVE this song...


[sigh] ...How easily pleased I am...hehe.


=)


x Love Life x

Graduates Week 2009



Last week was Graduates Week and many Universities were putting on shows for future/current students and the general public to come and view their Gradute BA 2009 students work. There were many to choose from AND I attended 3.

Central Saint Martins is a GREAT place, I've done a few short courses there and have been studying there over the summer doing a Fasion Folio course until I resume Uni in Sept/Oct. I LOVE it there...It's AMAZINGLY COOOL!


Well their fashion week was the BEST I attended in my opinion [so I shan't reveal the other two I went to...even though one of them is MY uni...heheha].


The range was BRILLIANT and everyone was just LOVELY...PLUS I smiled wider than average BECAUSE the sun was out so I got to show legs...Waheeey! =D





But right the show was FANTASTIC...I loved it...BUT sadly you weren't allowed cameras and stuffsss...basically NO PICTURES! [sniff sniff, sob] BUT...I love you guys mucho and I want you to enjoy what I enjoyed...I found one of the photographer dudettes on FB and she gimme her pics...YaaaY...She's GREAT and WELL cool...My new buddy, I LOVE her...[Kasia Photography].


On the night there was work from John Booth, Alexander Ruth, Tamaki Fujiye, Craig Lawrence, Mark Fast and loads more...


































x Love Life x

'Til 'DEATH' do us part?


KmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmL [Kiss My Lips, my version of KMT, I don't physically KMT it's just an annoying thing to to and 'Babes I'm on this lipsin' ting' so I say KmL...PLUS it makes sense]. ANYWAY...IS LOVE A PAR/JOKE/FASHION TREND?


For goodness sake! Even the situations I personally know of where 'love' is involvded, it's just an UTTER joke to be quite FRANK, talk to him.

Usher and Tameka [insert surname here] are getting a divorce...I say 'already' although that is a blunder as it's ''TIL DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH DO US PART'...Already shouldn't come into the equation as shouldn't DIVORCE!

It's just sad, it really saddens me to know that true love MAY not be out there...It also saddens me as I slowly but SURELY come to a realisation that these feelings I have towards Andre 3000 and Scorcher may be nothing short of an OBSESSION/INFATUATION/DEEPER CRUSH!

ArgggH...EVERYDAY BiPolar love...GosssH!


I didn't care about Ushers marriage to be honest BUT I at least thought HE DID, Sheeesh!




x 'Love' Life x

...ROTFL...



LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL!!!

L

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ELL OOH ELL



NO EXAGG, THAT WAS TOOO FUNNY!

Usually he makes his videos in the comfort of his own room but this is the FIRST time he has been
outdoors and it trebled the humour in my books. I know you guys know Mr.DjM already and if for
some STRANGE reason you DON'T! To suscribe and catch endless jokes, click and
dooooooooon't forget the name T-Boy.


x Love Life x

(8) ...I take away the 'W'...I take away the 'Y'...Fix up the other letters...All you do is just LIE...



...MADNESS!

Apparently Wiley sent for Skepta, Skeps weren't happy about this and decided to share how he felt about the matter...I think it's HILARIOUS on 3 different levels.



'Fam your scared like a mouse in your very big house in the country'

LoooooooooooooooL.


But I love Wiley doooh. LoL... =/


x Love Life x

TWITTER IS A JOKE! THE UNFUNNY KIND!



I do NOT think that twitter is for me...I was sucked into it though, but I still think it SUCKS!





The owl made me LAUGH but I am still not impressed by it...SOMEBODY PERSUADE ME!!!


I do still have a HALF active twitter account so if you want to...CLICK MY NAME to follow me, but it's probable you'll get lost...




x Love Life x

Sunday, 14 June 2009

* Jingle of the moment *



Ok, so I've made up summink NEW for you lot...I call it

*** JINGLE OF THE MOMENT ***


When I hear a new song that I ACTUALLY fall in LOVE with, I keep it on repeat for ages, no joke...I can see that the time for me to express this is NOW!

BASICALLY * Jingle of the moment * is me letting you know of a tune that I am addicted to at the moment, whether it's new or not...

I usually like singing along to songs and making 'funny' videos to go with them but as of now you lot can just make do with the original song as I haven't learnt the words for it yet THUS canNOT sing along to it...hehe.

But ENJOY folks... 

=D





x Love Life x

It's NOT EASY!


Alright, FIRSTLY...UK STAND UP!

A yound talented artist and a VERY good friend of mine, kinda like a BIG BROTHER to me...Franc White has come out with his first Mixtape called 'It's not easy Vol.1'.




A step out of the ordinary, I know it's cliche BUT he is a different sound to the average LDN rapper...He says: 'As you listen to the Mixtape, all the way through, there's a track for everyone!!!'. I myself TOTALLY agree...Support the cause.

To find out more about him and to get involved with the movement or just to show love...You know how the saying goes, click and don't forget the name Franc White.

x Love Life x

Saturday, 13 June 2009

DON'T BUZZ IN MY EAR NEXT TIME THEN INNIT BLUD!








ONE is the loneliest number...






Right I got on the bus [two stops, too lazy to walk] to Gallions Reach from my house only to meet...NO ONE! =( ...What a lonely bus ride it was...

Anyway, I was gaaan to meet my mates to have a field day and do stuffsss [as we LOVE to do]. Basically, I wanted to eat BUT I didn't want Nandos...All I knew is that I had the URGE for Perinaise...So I got some... =D






Then walked over to Mc Donalds to buy my food...Oh the JOY! hehe...


RIGHT, after that I needed to go Tesco to purchase my water as I am doing the Volvic 14 day challenge and after bumping into the HOTTEST Tesco Employee/Bus Driver I EVER did see and eating a jumbo croissant and wandering around making Tesco REAL sticky...We finally got the water and left...





On our way out we discovered the UNTHINKABLE...[Am I late? Am I exclus? Am I late? ANSWER ME!!!]






x Love Life x

...SAY NUFFIN...









I love you loads like OREOS...



I leeeeeeeeerv me some Oreos, Oreos ANYTHANG!

Today I discovered summink MARVELOUS.

The return of the GREATEST Mc Donalds treat...Mmmmmmmuhahahahaha...

With my brother [treating me as a reward], gaaan to Mc Donalds...Approached the drive thru and what do I stumble upon...

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!






YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!

I couldn't contain myself to be rather honest, but my big bro gave me the 'LOOK' so I stayed composed! Anyhow...I smiled for the rest of the day...



Theeeeeeeen, I got in my house later that evening only to discover my WONDERFUL Mother purchased summink for me that'll WIDEN my current smile AND make my tummmy EXTRA happy...






I LOVE Oreos and Phish Food...YaaaY!


x Love Life x

...Revenge Of The Fallen...



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6 DAYS LEFT TO GO!!!

=D


I canNOT wait...Transformers 2 -Revenge Of The Fallen is out FRIDAY 19TH JUNE 2009...

Am I the only excited one? I BETTER not be...hehe...

I'm gaaan to RE WATCH the first one on Thursday BEFORE I head off to IMAX with my alien friends for my best cinema experience of 2009 so far [HOPEFULLY].

My [American] Husband is in it tooooooo ANDRE 3000 so I'm TWICE as excited as the next guy about this film!

I KNOW it's gaaan2 be 'suttin like emooooooooooosh'.


x Love Life x

(8) ...Babes, I'm on this lipsin' ting...



APART from the fact that this tune is by my baby and I WISH he was talking to me...This is a snippet of Mr Skywalker - Lipsin' Ting...

The tune is FUNNY but I LOVE it [and him]... =)




x Love Life x

Hmmm...Fingers crossed, because I dunnooooooooo...




Untouched...Unpoked...Unnoticed...Uneverything.



Hi, I get bored EASILY...I have a short attention span AND I like to make videos...





x Love Life x

Friday, 12 June 2009

To be or not to be [The best rapper in the uk] THAT is the question...



Alright, let's begin by saying, I went to bed at exactly 7AM, I was up [secretly doing work with a new partnership I'm involved in but mainly] because of the old/new craze!


I've been UP...Talking and sorting out near future plans to take over the world with my fellow alien friends.

OK...On Saturday I went to support a friend of mine [Master Shortie] at a gig he had at the Indigo2





...and it was GREAT, fun vibes, people with smiles, good music what more can one ask for? It was a FUN night...

QUICK INTERRUPTION OMGIDDY GIDDY GOSH...For the FIRST time I heard of and see perform a group/band called 'Man Like Me' they are FRIKKIN' NANG/BAD/GOOD/PHWOAR 'AVE SUMMA DAT/WICKED/THE DOGS BULLOCKS. I enjoyed them on stage...They're BIG!

[ahem] RIGHT! Returning to Master Shortie...There was a video he posted up on his FaceBook yesterday of him freestyling and stuffsss AND, well yeah you have a look...





YEAH...So that's that part...TODAY!!!!!!!!! I have been shown ANOTHER video which is a reply for Master Shortie's above video...

Whether it's true or NOT...When somebody claims to be the best at something ESPECIALLY the best at summink a load of other people do i.e...rap in the UK...It's bound to cause controversy...

Black the Ripper had a few things to say about this claim that Master Shortie made yesterday...





Blacks isn't tryna say he IS the best rapper in the UK...He is just saying it ISN'T Master Shortie...I have no comment on the situation...What do YOU guys think about it? Ima keep SCHTTTTTTTTUM!!!

P.s...They're BOTH doing their thing, UK STAND UP...Support the cause...Once AGAIN...Click and DO NOT forget the names...Black The Ripper and Master Shortie...

x Love Life x

Thursday, 11 June 2009

GAGA BLAHBLAH...



Every minute [exagg] somebody who KNOWS of my weird love for Lady GaGa approaches me with negative gossip about her. LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOOONE. =(

I think she's beautiful, great, great, GREATER, GREATEST at what she does, which is be Lady GaGa.

She is NOT the best musician out, but then again she ain't tryna be so...mission accomplished.

She had a photoshoot for Fashion Indie Magazine and Ai the pictures...














She's just OUT OF THIS WORLD...I LOVE HER. [no hetro].

x Love Life x